Here's a first, so I was out shopping at a new store for naughty costume accessories for an upcoming shoot, i.e. a red lace gater belt with matching thong and a pair of snazzy stockings to complete the outfit (I already have the heels, thanks to Ebay), and as I go to pay for these items the girl behind the counter politely asks me if these are the right sizes (1 size fits most females of a given weight class, etc.), wouldn't I rather have them in "queen"?
HUH?
No thank you, I am not a cross dresser buying pretties for my next risque night out on the town! How in the heck did I fall into that category??? (I was looking anything but metrosexual at the time).
Okay, maybe I did send the wrong signals when I was loitering around the corsets, and asked if these were the only sizes...
BUT COMEON!!! I wasn't even in the fun part of town for crying out loud!!! And it was mid day in the work week, not friday night.
Next time I'll have to spend more time scratching my pits and staring at the shop girls butt and or chest... nah... the stories are more bizzarre if I leave things just as they are.
Be seeing you.

By my hand and for the good of the State, the bearer has done what has been done...
Devious Comments
--
Good and evil, right and wrong.. they only exist because we want them to. Break away from their chains. Be set free from the bondage of humanity.
--
So few ever understand the true nature of sacrifice.
Ya never know.
--
So few ever understand the true nature of sacrifice.
The "buying for my wife/girlfriend" I get all the time... that's why this was such an odd take on the situation... now I'm wondering just who do they get shopping in that store???
--
So few ever understand the true nature of sacrifice.
--
Good and evil, right and wrong.. they only exist because we want them to. Break away from their chains. Be set free from the bondage of humanity.
--
Joe
--
"Ride hard... Live free!"
Previous Page123Next Page